NGGAK's written arts

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belom diupdate sih sejak lama.... tapi dalam waktu dekat akan diupdate..... with humor....

mas.mas.

skali" publish disini yah.

biar ktauan kemampuan anda.

hmm... langsung ditulis di sini?

boleh juga sih....

The Son of Nagabonar

My name is… ah, my name isn’t important. I was one of the smart students in school. I always got good marks and was number one at school. My parents always loved me. You could say my life was perfect. Until one day, my life changed…

My father… was killed… by a sharpened bamboo pole. No, I wasn’t a mere bamboo pole. It was a rain of bamboo poles! My mother… was murdered… by Spongebob Squarepants! She died while watching the cursed Spongebob tape. She laughed so loudly, so wildly, and so violently until she died.

Fortunately, one day, Nagabonar found me and raised me as his stepchild. But eventually… he betrayed me! He tricked me! He abused me and used me as bait for the return of Si Komo! So, I decided to run away… run away as fast as I could!

After running away from Nagabonar, I decided that I must be able to fly, so that I can went abroad and studied for ways to exact my revenge against Nagabonar. So, I decided, I must be able to fly. But the year is 1945 and commercial airplanes were not yet available. Also, I remembered my grandfather used to say, “If we were meant to fly, we will have propellers on our head and boosters on our back. So, I decided to build a flying machine.

I built an airplane, just like the one that those brothers invented. But when I started the propeller, the machine broke into pieces and the propeller slashed Farmer Jenkins’s silo. An angry mob chased me afterwards while Farmer Jenkins said, “I knew nothing good will came out from townspeople and their retarded flying machine!”

The next day, after escaping from the angry mob, I tried a new flying machine. This time, I used wings attached to my back to fly. I tried the machine by jumping from a ledge. I was able to fly! I’m flying! I’m in the air… for 5 seconds before I crashed down and kissed the ground.

After recovered from my failure, I tried another machine. This time I’m on a kite with my hands tied to the kite and the kite tied to a bike. Next, I asked someone to ride the bike at full speed. It went pretty well, until suddenly I folded my arms and the kite folded to sending me kissing the ground again while being dragged by the bike.

A few days later, after recovered from my failure (again), I was drying my hair with a hair dyer when the phone rang. I stuffed the hair dryer into my pants and answered the phone. “Hello?” I answered. “No, this isn’t the Birdman’s house,” I replied to the voice from across the phone. “No I don’t live in a cage.” “No I’m most certainly did not eat bird food!” Words and words came out from my mouth as the voice from the phone just mocked me on and on. Then suddenly, I said to the voice, “Would you excuse me? My head just hit the ceiling.” After finishing that sentence, I realized that the hair dryer had inflated my pants so that I could fly!

So then I flew away, trying to reach a cave outside of the country, the angry mob chased me again! I tried to fly faster and I succeeded at ditching them. All went well, until suddenly somebody shouted “Look, it’s Cannonball Jenkins!” It revealed to be Farmer Jenkins, firing himself from a cannon. He hit me and I fell down as he said, “I knew nothing good will came out from townspeople and their retarded flying machine!”

I fell down into the deep blue sea. Luckily, I was able to swim myself to my destination.


At the cave, I meditated inside.
I meditated…
meditated…
meditated…
…zzzzzz…
Oof! I fell asleep…

But anyway the meditation took years and finally when I went out of my meditation, commercial airplanes had been invented. So I flew back to Indonesia again.

When I reached Indonesia, I found out that Nagabonar already had another son, and his son was a young executive. So I thought, “This is the time to exact my revenge on Nagabonar.” Then, I henshin-ed (transformed) into a Japanese man. In front of him, I spoke moonspeak in front of him. I speak in a language that wasn’t understandable by him. He was confused and did not understand my words. I felt I have won…

After that, I went to a street. I was already night by that time. There, I saw a bright light. It came closer to me. I came closer to it with a thought that it could be some kind of divine intervention. Suddenly…. CRASH!!! It revealed to be a car, and the light was its head light. The car slammed me and I died instantly there…

The End.

Crap this is so months ago....

awkawkawk.... di post juga yg itu... keren, dan... stres ~_~

needs moar Kira and Za Warudo though....

and

tnyata asa-kun had a special jobs too LOL